CAM 1 CLIFF PATH
CAM 5 EXCHANGE GATE
CAM 3 PRIVATE YACHT
IR RANGER STATION
CAM 4 CAR PARK
DASH MINIVAN

CASE FILE UL-2001/2021  ·  CLASSIFIED  ·  DO NOT LEAVE ANYTHING ON THE WALL

The Uluwatu Files

Five suspects. One cliff. Twenty years.

5suspects
20years
0arrests
Items stolen at Uluwatu since you opened this page 0000  
Case open

§ 01 · Suspects

The crew

Every file comes with a business card. They insisted.

§ 02 · Not affiliated

Rival franchise

The Car Park Crew work the roofs of the temple car park and dress exclusively in car-park loot. They spotted the case at 08:52 on Friday, before anyone else did.

The Car Park Crew: five macaques in a police line-up, one in an orange hi-vis vest
Not affiliated
  1. One-Ear. Leader. Torn ear, broken canine. Orange hi-vis parking vest and a whistle on a red lanyard. Directs traffic. Nobody asked him to.
  2. Pink Helmet. A child's scooter helmet. Has never been on a scooter.
  3. Keys. A bunch of car keys on a lanyard. None of the cars are his. Some of the cars are now nobody's.
  4. Air Freshener. A round orange car air freshener on a string. Smells, according to rangers, "like a van".
  5. Poncho. A clear plastic rain poncho. It has not rained since April.

§ 03 · Statements

Witnesses

Tap a photo for the next statement.

§ 04 · Lost & found

The exchange

Everything comes back. Not for free. Rates are set at the gate by the Professor and paid by Made, temple staff, thirty years.

Rate at the gate

    When fruit prices rise at the market… so do hers.

    § 05 · Field test

    The one-second test

    Put your sunglasses down on the wall. Keep your cursor on them. Don't let go.

    Gold aviator sunglasses lying on the stone wall above the ocean your sunglasses
    Attempts: 0

    MEMO  ·  TO: All visitors  ·  FROM: The management  ·  RE: Your safety

    Tourist safety briefing

    1. Keep your phone in your hand. We prefer it that way.
    2. Sunglasses belong on your face. Your face is not as safe as you think.
    3. Do not put anything down. Not even for one second.
    4. Do not feed the monkeys. The monkeys have an arrangement.
    5. If something is taken, stay calm. Prices are on the board at the gate.
    6. Lock your van. It won't help, but it's polite.
    7. Do not haggle with the old lady. She always wins.

    Signed, R.

    Approved

    § 06 · Front desk

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    § 07 · Evidence footage

    Episodes

    The Uluwatu Files

    Operation Friday

    § 08 · Evidence board

    Friday, 27 August 2021

    Everything we know, pinned up. Drag the board, zoom in, move the evidence around.

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